I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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