Me too!
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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