any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
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Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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