i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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