still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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