One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
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