"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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