so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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