i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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