Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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