I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
