people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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