i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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