It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
So vagazzling was a success
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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