Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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