You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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