I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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