Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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