You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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