Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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