My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
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There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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