We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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