In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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