dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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