we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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