chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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