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(937): View more from Ohio

I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different

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(714): View more from California

im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF

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(214): View more from Texas

ugly people sure do ruin things

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(512): View more from Texas

I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.

(1-512): View more from Texas

Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.

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(303): View more from Colorado

It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...

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(609): View more from New Jersey

You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.

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(315): View more from New York

I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.

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