Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I need a burrito and a hug.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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