Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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