You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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