Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
