yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I am naked and annoyed.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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