I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Randomize
