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i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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