Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
We need to rekindle our bromance
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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