Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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