Swine flu. Run for my life!
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
i believe in u and ur pee
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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