I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
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if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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