Just fell off a train. Bad.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
FUCK WHALES
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