I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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