i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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