oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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