Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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