it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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