Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
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i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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