I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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