Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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