You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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