just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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