So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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