i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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